== Have you heard of the 50 year old pornstar? I saw her in a bar and she sat on the barstool and she when straight to the GROUND.
== A dad and his son are having a serious talk."Hey son... if you masterbate... you can go blind." -Dad "Hey dad. I'm over here." - Son
== Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How can you breath threw that?!